Ohmann , I gotta confession !
Imma a TRANNY ! ♥
I've got no bellybutton ~
My boobs are fake !!
and 100% homosexual .
BUT IM STILL FROM EARTH . Not Venus or Mars !!
Here it goes.. . . .... . .. ?
I was suppose to be a guy , talk serious .
It all happened when I was too young to remember . I found out when Im older .
The doctor made an accident . That is accidentally amputating my entire penis .
Because there was no other way to put back my penis , the doctor made a deal to create a vagina for me . Mum and dad agreed because they had no choice , I CANNOT HAVE NO PRIVATE PART RIGHT ?!
Imagine taking off your underwear and it's like empty . Eeew . ARGH .
So the operation was a success and I've got an awesome vagina .
Years following that fine day , I went to visit the doctor regularly to get female homones injected into my body .
Mum was worried that I might still be sexually confused , thus , she went back to the doctor that ruined my life with another bargain .
That was.. Breast augmentation ! Then I got a beautiful set of full C-cup silicone implanted breasts ! For a discounted price . ♥
SO STOP ASKING WHY MY BOOBS ARE SO HUGE !! Go get your own breast implants bitches .
Oh yes , I also have no bellybutton .
According to my dad , I was born with my umbilical cord .
Like any other ordinary babies , my umbilical cord was cut and left to dry .
However , mine healed miraculously fast till there's like nothing there !
It's like wolverine's healing powers . ♥
Lastly , Im homosexual ! ♥
I dunt even know if Im considered guy or girl ?!
Okay , Im more like bisexual because I dunt know how to differentiate .
Mum thinks that Im having some relationship with Arhjas .
COOOOL eh ? I'll ask her for stead bah .
Maybe I shud get like a boyfriend and girlfriend at the same time .
BEST OF BOTH WORLDS ? Hannah Montana ?
*The doctor's name is not revealed to protect his/her identity ! ♥
*Im not an ALIEN !
Believe it or not ! :)