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moody-ness Thursday, January 31, 2008 / 9:56 PM

i miss dose happy tymes i had.
i hate my dis life.
i wan2 end it.
but den i cant.
everydae i so sad, angry, exhuasted, numb & empty.
i alwaes nightmares alwaes cant slp.
my nightmares alwaes abt ard de same things de.
foreva i moody, i alwaes anyhow scold ppl.
especially diana, i rlli SORRY.
den when death comes, i so extremely scare.
i noe i cant leave dis world yet, i got sumthing tu do
but i dunno is whad.
for so many tymes death walked passed me. den i veri scare.
but in de end next dae downstairs funeral.
when will it be me? or did He juz gave me chance to live on?
for now, i juz feel rlli down.
i hate skool. it's cuz most of it cuz mi tu b depressed.
i got so mani prob den all bcum i think i got mental problem.
nt onli i think so, de tchers oso treating me differently.
i shld juz bang my head on de wall & die.


for now, i still noe dat i got loving parents & good frens.
im still blessed.

& my mum is currently stuck in shanghai. she missed her plane. now she has to sleep in the airport until next morning for her flight.
God please bless her.

family story / 8:22 PM

this is my weird family story.

I was born in a bus. The moment I was born, I was 14years old boy/girl. Then, my mum is Meijuan & my dad is Glenn. I inherited a 10km concave dick from my dad & cup Z boobs from my mum. I remembered the day I was born, an ugly looking guy wearing Tiger beer T-shirt dulan my dad & me. Apparently, Heineken was his enemy.
FYI, he pointed middle finger at us. _l_

Then, I found out I had a twin sister named Feiyun. However, her mum seemed to be Yanling. Turns out, when Feiyun was born, I forced mum to give Feiyun away so that I can get all the mashed potato. If she didnt, I will use the machine gun to shoot her. Thus, Meijuan gave my skinny twin to Yanling, Meijuan's gan-jie.
FYI, Yanling is my couple, we are the ghimmoh couple and the other reason Feiyun was abandon is because she was the skinny one and im known as the evil twin. :X

But one day, when we were all eating happily in KFC, we amazingly moved in together into a small & tiny house. We got a dog, Kwang Liang and a rabbit, Darren. I brought my fiance Diana with me home too. However dad was MIA-ing.
FYI, mummy buey song daddy when he starts to get cocky over this pornstar called comma and Diana's affair is Meijuan, my mum is bi-sexual.

When we moved in, we met our neighbours Audrey, the durian seller & her assistant Michelle. They are known as the liulian jiemei or the GIRLS-WITH-DISTINTIVE-MOLES-ON-THEIR-FACES. My twin had a crush on Audrey, unfortunately, I 'take advantage' of Audrey & Michelle everyday. Audrey became my sex toy. Thus, my twin became my enemy.
FYI, Michelle was added at a later part of the story.



TO BE CONTINUED ... ...
for more info read meijuan's blog.

Monday, January 28, 2008 / 8:55 PM

wapiang, today sux..

starting i tot we going to tio case liao. den HENG arh! NOTHING.
i saw meijuan's knee & felt so guilty. i decided to treat her lunch! & den sadly today de fucking nabei jibai msteo come back sia!
i see her liao wan2 die alrdy arh!
den today whole day so sian.. & today counsellor got oreo. i told him abt my case den he say soon will get de. ard wed or thurs tio.. SAD!
den sian sian sian..
w8 for mummy meijuan until 3.30pm den i suppose treat her swensens' ice cream.
den we all hungry lyke whad liao.
we dragged our feets toward de bus stop & while walking, we smell de delicious smell of chicken rice, den we all suddenly KUAY PENG!
den we walked to de hawker & eat den daddy glenn come out. den went home.
diana & i went tiong & slacked.
we drew alot of things on de wall. [pictures on next post]
den went home.

on my way home, my gan meii, MICHELLE, behide me called me, den she say lyke wan2 meet downstairs. she told me go home change den go down, den FUCKING NABEI JIBAI larh! fuck her sia! i w8 lyke dunno how fucking long she pangseh sia! wapiang den can only scold her in msn, lyke WTF. STILL DAO ME LEH.

den not only her, my gan di, CALVIN, oso DAO me lyke whad, jibai sia! i juz plae 1 small prank on him den frm last tyme angry until now still dao leh! KNN rite?

STILL GOT! my gan kor, JUNWEI, he since last yr DAO! ard december he ask me & wanyi out go fishing den i cant wake up at 8am den he blame me lyke shit larh, ok, it was partially my fault i cant wake up but den he angry until so long. so SMALL GAS.

Saturday, January 26, 2008 / 10:51 PM

A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to check out the local whore house. He walked in and was assigned a young girl with a body that got him going immediately. As soon as they reached the room, he started ripping her clothes off and going to town. Moaning and grunting, the girl was screaming in Japanese, "Wasukima! Wasukima!" He was sure that she was praising him for his good job, so he kept going harder than ever. Later, he went golfing with his boss and a few clients. As the clients were Japanese, he decided to impress them with his new knowledge of their language. When one of them got a hole in one, he raised his arms and shouted, "Wasukima!" All of the men looked at him quizzically, and one of them asked, "Why are you shouting 'wrong hole'?"

/ 10:21 PM


Candid shot.

Us, captured blurred. My moneyface. $_$


MONEY FACE AGAIN!

Wanyi emo, look like angry.

Diana emo, with slant body.

Wanyi took it, I look super like guy.


if i were those ppl / 5:35 PM

If I was one of the people in ghimmoh that incident, I'll push all the blame to the person that reported it. I'll denied everything.

OK. imagine..


Monday, the witness comes to school and point the couple out.

[Option1]
Witness: I'm very certain these 2 pupils are the ones doing 'no manners' acts in public.
Girl/Boy: I think you have got the wrong person, I might live around there but I can assure you that couple is definitely not me.
Witness: I saw it with my own eyes, you were the ones. You better admit it.
Girl/Boy: NO. I'm not the one, if you insist on saying that the couple is me/us that is clearly not me/us, I can sue you to court for harassment and defaming.
Witness: ... But I saw ...
Girl/Boy: In court, all you need is evidence.

[Option2]
Couples writes a letter of forgiveness to the witness & find Mr Chua in person, and then beg or please him not to say anything about it and must be full or guilt & remorse.

[Option3]
Find people to kill the witness.

[Option4]
Murder witness yourself.

[Option5]
Bribe the witness

[Option6]
Kidnap the witness the child/grandchild

police! / 12:53 AM


Hahaha! Mrs Toh & Me! :D


I ADMIT! IT WAS PARTIALLY MY FAULT.
but i didnt noe can suay until lyke dis de.

todae skool sux as usual. skool makes me numb. i forgot everything liao, i only rmb i drank milo. & i was considered blessed dat de mrMA go take my ezlink card.

diana came my house sit awhile den we met meijuan & glenn. den glenn bought beer & cigarettes. den dis tyme i idiot say tiong 6th floor shld be safe de. so, we went dere to take a break. den we met amanda dere. she couldnt stand de smell, she went out. den glenn & me say go jisiao de ppl, we hold de smoke in our mouths & run to de resturant & blow, but i run halfway blow out liao. den amanda run away, she say i too smelly so kept spraying perfume. den we went back in, toktok laughlaugh, i abit seh.. den de police come.
den at first i tot dey sercuity guard or npcc ppl, den i found out dey police. den veri funny lehh, when dey checking us, amanda & ian walked up & saw. we were made to clean up & pour everything in de plastic bag so it was mixed.
finished liao i slacked awhile den went to attend 10mins of my tuition. de idiot ian ask me y i haven go girls home. -.-
den amanda is a pretty gal, i find her sooooo attractive. o.O [i being lame]

den i found 2 clean cigarettes & went vivo. den called mk come. she came wif her gan kor jiaxin.
den we played lyke crazy in de water. all of us wet. i kept saying 'dun destroy ppl de romantic' dere. for no apparent reason. den glenn de most hard to push into de water de. den we juz had lots of fun lor.

den went home wif mk. :D

Monday, January 21, 2008 / 10:18 PM

today siansian..
skool past veryvery fast.
den hernani came back wif a big stitch.
den thx maykuan for pei-ing me go dental & haircut.
& her hair extension damn nice lor!!
hahahaha..

high high dae / 8:52 PM

lol..

1st i met diana, ally & bryan yeo at purmei.
den we had trouble buying beer. de mama shop was closed, thus we went to another shop but got camera so not allowed. den we walked to de coffeshop & sat down den de kopi sao ask wad drink we want. den i anyhow say heineken de aunty agreed sia. we SMILE! :D

den we went to parklane for lan.
den de lan sux.
den bryan went off.
den we bought mac.
den saw another BETTER lan dat has so MANY MORE BETTER GAMES.

den we walked back to plaza sing ate our dinner at 11plus. den we gulped our beer. in awhile ltr our head felt heavy. i kept shaking my head & den v unsteady. i kept falling on de ground. den ally kept laughing & laughing. den we were totally HIGH! we anyhow walk & spoked funny things loudly. den we stumbled to de mrt thr. den we over thr at near pcbunk highhigh siaosiao lyke dat. den my wallet drop all de way down to de mrt thr, den ally run damn fast & fetch my wallet. she said she ran faster than her shutter-run. den after dat everywhr we go everyone look at us lor... ppl tot we under drugs.
den we stumbled back to plaza sing & i kept begging ally dun go home cuz i cant let my parents see me lyke dis..

den we stumble & stumble to burgerking & i saw a very nice sofa & decide to sleep on it. i lie thr, nearly sleep, cuz my head drowsy & heavy. den ally screamed & shouted at me to wake up cuz if i slept thr, she cant go home liao. den she whacked me v v hard, it sounded hard but i was numb. den i finally woke up. i shout here shout dere. de whole burgerking looking at us. still got 1 guy at de escalator see 1 time still not enuf leh, still come back & see. den i stumbled to de escalator[de one w/o stairs]

den i fell down again & i screamed helped me help me! cuz i drowsy den i tot i was sliding down de escsalator but den i was still at de same spot. i damn panic la.
den we laughlaughlaugh all dat & everyone still looking at us, even ppl frm 2nd floor were looking down at us la.

den we after awhile abit less high den we walked to de bus-stop. den we still lyke blahblahblah. den ally's bus came, she waved lyke idiot but de driver dao her, thus, she shouted my name damn loud & again caught everyone's attention, de whole bus-stop ppl looking at us.
den i in de bus drowsy, nearly sleep but thx ally for keeping me awake.
den i reached home ok liao..

so de HIGHness only lasted lyke 1h, but it was de best hour EVER. :D


Saturday, January 19, 2008 / 2:44 PM

Hearts

Gotcha ALLY
Loved

Smile

Bleh.

Ahahahaha!

boo.

RAWR!

hi.

Candid shot. Uli ahhhh!

HEINEKEN!



tat day Sunday, January 13, 2008 / 12:29 PM






ytd was fun.
at 1st, i waited for ally for like, more than u can imagine.
i sit there like idiot like tat.
is like i waited frm de day brightbright like morning until de day blackblack like midnight.

den after i eat dinner with ally at de lift lobby where everyone look at us like we r those paikia like tat. den i anyhow throw my food & rubbish.
den we met yankun tat took a long time to find his way to plaza sing. so idiot sia.

den we walked over to cathay de lan. den i damn suay de lorh. all de com i use all got problem de. 1st we played cs, den my com got problem, den i change liao dey say play warcraft, den i dunno how to play, den play cs again bcum ally de com got problem.

ltr, i went to meet maykuan, 'took' some ice frm 7-11, went back into de lan & tio kan. de person chase us out & say no beer. so i went out wif mk & did some stupid things.


1st, there was a dustbin/fire extinguisher tat looked like a mini table, so i put my beer thr & stand lookng as if im sitting w/o chair. maykuan did de same, except she spilled some beer. den we over thr like some bloody idiot. go say all de stupid things & laughlaughlaugh. after tat we left de beer & our bags thr & played cs in real. den we run ard de lvl like ducks & jumpjumpjump & use imaginary guns & daggers. everyone looking at us as if we mental. we did tat until ally coming out of de lan, maykuan & i hide 1 side, we saw her and said, 'ENEMY SPOTTED'. den i run towards her & she started screaming madly like some siaozhabor kena menstruation. den she run to de escalators but she stuck thr cuz she wanna go up but de escalator going down, so she scream even worse den after i lie on de ground cuz i crazy/high.

den ally went to de toilet & went she came out, mk & i still inside den i push de door, not letting ally in but den hor, i suddenly open very fast & "BAAA!" and it turns out to be another man, isomalu. den ally behind de man laughing like a retard.


after tat we rest outside de toilet & continue to drink beer, turns out ally only drank 1/4 a can & i drank de rest until i abit drunk. den de remaining ice we challenge who can shoot the furthest wif our mouths. den i won!! i shoot until fly into de door inside. den maykuan de most pathetic, her ice only flew juz in front of her. HAHAHA. we also spit ice down to de 1st lvl. but nvr kena anyone de head. den over thr like so hot like tat. my face red for very long.

den while walking back to plaza sing i nearly puke but still can tahan.

den we slacked at lvl6 de lift lobby, talktalk, laughlaugh. ally & maykuan were sucking lollipop but i threw mine away cuz i was disgusted. puking feeling.


den we took some fotos thr. WAHAHAHAHA!



WAHAHAHAHA!! My head super BIG. nicenicenice.. :D


I love them. ^^ LOL. My eyes look like got cum. o.O

BOO! We are GHOSTS.. wooo..wooo.. -o- MK & Ally are smoking!!


I like this picture so far. :) They just finished their lollipop.



after tat we head to the bus stop.
i keep harrassing ally for sweets! XD

den we went to tiong there & ate supper at midnight.
the place is called happy valley smthing..


waaaaSEH! Maykuan EMO sia!!


Our supper. LOL. MK using 2chopsticks.


LOL. The water was nice.

then reach home at 1.14am..


Tuesday, January 8, 2008 / 7:07 PM

today is horrible. everything tat is happening in skool is making me feel more lyk doing things tat i shouldnt do.
i found out tat mrs toh is not as bad as i used to think, she might be a naggy old woman but she is still a good tcher. however today i found a tcher tat is similar to tat china bitch & tat is ms teo. yes, she is really horrible. i admit i was rude but den i alrdy said sorry. den she still wanted to take it further. she is WICKED beyond words. HORRIBLE!

for example,
T:can u tell me why u didnt bring? i dun like ur attitude, it is ...
M:i not i nvr bring is i cant buy bcuz it is out of stock
T:now im toking abt ur attitude not abt the book!

another example,
T:u r going to stay back until 5.30pm with me
M:i cannot, later i busy.
T:ok..then u call ur mother & explain
M:-keep quiet- *thinks tat calling will be wasting time bcuz when i get home ___*
T:r u lying to me?!
T:u cant call izzit?
T:call now!
T:u better take out ur fone & call now!
T:if u r not lying then call now!
M:-takes out fone & call-
M:wad should i say?
T:u explain to her how u r being punished & u r going to stay late.
M:*explains de CORRECT thing & told my mum i going to stay as im being punished*
T:-suddenly- i wanna speak to her!
T:*exaggerated truth*


lyk wth? [alot of other examples] chao ji bai ah. fuck her du lan face ah.
1st she keep saying abt de book, when she stands corrected, she changes it.
when she finds out tat u r totally in de wrong, she will keep saying & saying, and she LOVES rubbing in. damn fuck rite? work here 2yrs act big fuck. nabei jibai think she
so pro like tat.

Friday, January 4, 2008 / 6:34 PM


How to eat sushi?



This video teaches you how to eat sushi in a very exaggerated way.
Review: I was speechless. It was funny as well as lame but it had more of a silly humour. This video really teaches the real thing but in a more exaggerated manner.
Overall rating quite good.
[introduced by maykuan]


CounterStrike in REAL



This video is counter strike acted out by real people.
Review: I laughed almost throughout the whole video. It is really funny as it is acted out by humans in an extremely weird way. But people that dun play cs will not understand it that much even though they can still find it funny by their actions.
Overall rating very very funny.