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family story Thursday, January 31, 2008 / 8:22 PM

this is my weird family story.

I was born in a bus. The moment I was born, I was 14years old boy/girl. Then, my mum is Meijuan & my dad is Glenn. I inherited a 10km concave dick from my dad & cup Z boobs from my mum. I remembered the day I was born, an ugly looking guy wearing Tiger beer T-shirt dulan my dad & me. Apparently, Heineken was his enemy.
FYI, he pointed middle finger at us. _l_

Then, I found out I had a twin sister named Feiyun. However, her mum seemed to be Yanling. Turns out, when Feiyun was born, I forced mum to give Feiyun away so that I can get all the mashed potato. If she didnt, I will use the machine gun to shoot her. Thus, Meijuan gave my skinny twin to Yanling, Meijuan's gan-jie.
FYI, Yanling is my couple, we are the ghimmoh couple and the other reason Feiyun was abandon is because she was the skinny one and im known as the evil twin. :X

But one day, when we were all eating happily in KFC, we amazingly moved in together into a small & tiny house. We got a dog, Kwang Liang and a rabbit, Darren. I brought my fiance Diana with me home too. However dad was MIA-ing.
FYI, mummy buey song daddy when he starts to get cocky over this pornstar called comma and Diana's affair is Meijuan, my mum is bi-sexual.

When we moved in, we met our neighbours Audrey, the durian seller & her assistant Michelle. They are known as the liulian jiemei or the GIRLS-WITH-DISTINTIVE-MOLES-ON-THEIR-FACES. My twin had a crush on Audrey, unfortunately, I 'take advantage' of Audrey & Michelle everyday. Audrey became my sex toy. Thus, my twin became my enemy.
FYI, Michelle was added at a later part of the story.

TO BE CONTINUED ... ...
for more info read meijuan's blog.