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black ear Saturday, September 29, 2007 / 10:44 PM

ERM...

today was boring at first.
den went tuition!
i went to cut hair, now v short.
den went to meet amanda.
den had horrible tuition classes.
den went down wif errol & amanda to find minji & xinghao
den decide to pierce ear wif fishstick. we hestitated but finally we did it!
so we pierced. den hor! sumthing damn horrifying happened!
amanda looked at my ear & say y izzit black colour. minji saw & oso say black, surrounding de piercing side, den i lyk aiya nehmind.. den minji brought me to de toilet & i saw my ear den i lyk
OH MY TIAN! AHHHHH! WHY BLACK UNTIL LIKE THAT?! WHY BLACK COLOUR?!

den we quickly went back to de person & den de person say only de ink.. den we were all relieved.. phew.
amanda & minji tot pierce until de vein den got internal bleeding in my ear or sumthing. i oso freaked out la. black colour sia. scary scary.

den went back tuition de mrgoh buaysong me sia.. den scold me lyk shit all tat. stupid lor. he said i changed. in fact all de tchers tat had taught me last yr said tat.
den hernani tat thing havent over, dey one to settle more sia. den monday must buy popcorn.
den dad fetched me & we went to de sakuraya & ate lots of sushi & sashimi! wheeeee..

den went home & now blogging.

/ 10:28 PM

waaa.. cheryl ah lian seh.. sit until lyk dis.

hahaha.. done by UR HANDSOME.

candid shot of amanda at her blur-est time at tuition

diana will kill me for dis.

woah. look at joey's face. she will kill me for dis too.

fishstick.. at her funny moment at skool.

alrite michelle even funnier. hahahaha..

ooooo.. hernani did sumthing wrong.

PICTURES OF THOSE DAYS.

ooooo / 10:17 PM

hmmmm..

summary of ytd,
de buck teeth wanted to take revenge
recess act big wanna fight, think hernani small, but she scare of michelle.
den in class play play play & slacked
played wif amanda minji junkiet & joey de speaking weird accents games
den after skool dey wanna settle
in de end de thing so small only[but dey nt happy sia]

den another case, is at 204, some ppl fighting over some frenship thingy stuff i guess. den joey go chap their dai ji den we w8ted. leona tok damn good sia. i mean her standard can win international debate wor. [i think i exagerated]
den diana went wif ally to return dnt file den she suddenly broke her nose! is lyk de cut at her brigde damn deep sia.. scary leh. ally was freaking out lyk shit. u shld see ally's face. worse than diana liao. :X den joey brought diana to de sick bay thr. i look at diana lyk tio stun.. it was damn deep lor.

den ally cant stand it & cab home?? o.O
den cheryl joey diana me go eat at hawker. diana felt giddy but after awhile ok liao.
den dad fetch diana & me home. :D

ooo Thursday, September 27, 2007 / 10:42 PM

hahahaha..

skool sux sux as usual. it always sux sux. den all de lessons cant pay attention.
[notice i always nvr post wadeva tat happen in skool de, in skool i will bad mood]

but we still guai. decide to do dnt but den in de end slacked.

at 1st we went to mac, diana hernani cheryl joey mii! den hernani ____ & ____ some ppl..
den is we finaly came up wif de script & used it & den we ___________ den i think if dey found out de most tat kena is me & cheryl sia.. [LEADING MALE & VURGAR SISTER]

_____ finds out confirm die one.

& i at home made another mistake.
i ____________________ ask me at skool..

SORRY!

PICS Tuesday, September 25, 2007 / 9:01 PM

Dear Ally, I can cycle with a drink!

we were hyper, ramdom, high, crazy, smiling, laughing..

one word for all.

HAPPY

Drawn by MJ. She got high.

Oooo.. We stepped on the cb.

Songdi & I gao les..

Ally trying the baby bike. Hahaha..

DIANA! WITH THE WIND.

Songdi with the wind!

Ally! With the heart! <33

ALLY & DIANA! CANDID SHOT OF THEM AT THE BEACH..

MEIJUAN.. BEING EMO.

MJ AGAIN.. WALKING AT THE BEACH. [imagines dh besides her]

HELP! We were just being ramdom.. Hyper liao what.

ally & meijuan & songdi & diana & zoe! :D

mememememe.

MEIJUAN! WITH THE WIND..

MJ & DIE.. THEY DUNNO I TAKE.

ALLY.. hahahaha! Still cant cycle. :P

HAHAHAHA..

fun sia! / 8:24 PM

hahaha! today i whole day i skool angry sia. wl 1st i went skool hyper den joey gone crazy oso. den i angry. den is mrs leong. den is de sentosa thing. den is ppl complaining cant goo all tat. den is de effing ms mole. den in de end no one go. only de 5 of us but is was lyk DAMN DAMN DAMN FUN SIA! so i kinda NOT SAD dey all nvr go celebrate ally's bdae. dey miss all de fun lor. o, & de taxi uncle keep saying 'u all pri2 ah?' =.= den he keep asking abt tcher in skool all tat. say can dye hair all tat. haha. XD

ok de food was till nice. we still enjoyed it. harhar. den we go mac de toilet[seemed to be de cleanest ard] & change. in de toliet, we act les sia.. is lyk so funny lor.

den we go rent bike. at 1st ally & songdi dunno how to cycle. den meijuan & i rent bike 1st, diana rode mj's bike den suddenly want cycle so she go rent. in de end everyone rent bike den mj & i so happy! so we cycle ard a few times. i tot ally & songdi how to cycle! den songdi can cycle liao. ALL THANKS TO ME! now she keep saying she LOVE cycling. but ally is pathetic. :X she so long liao still dunno. den i teach her until pake chek sia. while we cycling we keep teasing ally.

'ally! look! cycling is so fun!'
'ally u see! i can ride a bike!'
'ally! i can cycle, with a drink!'
'ally u see u see u see me! i cycling sia!'
'ally look! tat small boy oso can cycle sia u fail la.'
'ally look look! tat ahbei is cycling!'
[but dis was all in a joking way]

we were all teasing her & we keep chanting something lyk 'we can cycle u cant! hahahaha' XD
is was all so fun.

den halfway we decide go de beach. den i slack & relax ard thr awhile. played wif de sand & some water. i threaten to push mj & diana to de sea but in de end only lyk joking joking playplay lyk tat lor. we all hyper sia. we keep smiling & laughing. we were just soo happy. den me & songdi act les. harhar. i super high sia. nice leh.. after tat songdi keep complaining wanna cycle again again so we finally cycle a fews round again. den cycle to mac & buy milkshake tat taste so disgusting. we all throw away after tat. o ya, when we came out we tot our bikes stolen sia, panic leh, in de end is park another side.. phew.

den songdi damn funny sia. we both suppose to make lyk abt a 90degree turn den songdi bang into me den i bang into meijuan. she pro sia still can balance but for me i fell down. lucky not hurt. & from she starting dunno how to ride bike until de end when returning de bike ah, she nvr fell down once. but when she standing still wif de bike [while we returning it] she so hyper, den keep saying so fun so fun whooo, & she suddenly fell down for no reason. really no reason just lyk dis drop down sia. i keep laughing.

it was all damn fun lor! i love it. i loved all of it.

den we took taxi to tiong baru plaza. some bus-ed home some took mrt. den i took de bus wif diana. i keep toking & toking. i didnt noe tat i was toking damn loudly & no one else was toking. den dis old man turned ard & said 'shhhhhh'.. den i noticed, i malu..

WE ALL HAD SO MUCH FUN!
[pictures at the next post]

lame jokes Monday, September 24, 2007 / 3:03 PM

here are some lame jokes..

Teacher: Raymond, if your father has $10and you ask him for $6, how much wouldyour father still have?
Raymond: $10.
Teacher: See. You don't know Maths.
Raymond: You don't know my father!

Mother: David, come here.
David: Yes, mum.
Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.
David: But I will only get my reportbook tomorrow.
Mother: I know that, but I'm going Hong Kong tomorrow so I'm scolding younow.

Father: Why did you fail your Mathematics Test?
Son: On Monday, teacher said 3 + 5 = 8
Father: So?
Son: On Tuesday, she said 4 + 4 = 8.
On Wednesday, she said 6 + 2 = 8.
If she can't make up her mind, how doI know the right answer?

Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Yes Dear.
Girl: Would you die for me?
Boy: No, mine is undying love

Man: How old is your father?
Boy: 1 year older then me
Man: How can that be?
Boy: He became a father only when Iwas born

Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
Simon: No, teacher. It's the same dog!

Father: Your teacher says she finds itimpossible to teach you anything!
Son: That's why I say she's no good!

Teacher: Where were you born?
Student: Singapore , Sir.
Teacher: Which part?
Student: All of me, Sir.

Teacher: How come you do not comb yourhair?
Ah Kow: No comb, Sir.
Teacher: Use your dad's then.
Ah Kow: No hair, Sir.

A boy came home from school with his exam results."What did you get?" asked his father."My marks are under water," said the boy."What do you mean 'under water'?"" They are all below 'C' (sea) level

... ... ... Saturday, September 22, 2007 / 10:13 PM

haha.. lots of things happening in class!

cant w8 till tues.. hmmmm.. thr's activities u noe? ppl rmb to bring outside clothes.

casual casual..

at class we discuss..

den today was ok.

woke up played guitar. [How Great Is Our God] :D

played o2jam. :D

watched tv. :D

ate omelette rice. :D

went tiong. :D

tuition.. mr goh sux la! suan me lyk shit la..

Goh: So is like this.. [simple maths equation]

Me:-whisper- common sense

Goh: common sense ah?! you do question 2a.

Me: kan la.. -walks to board & did it-

Goh: wrong la! -does workings-

see. common sense

Me: fucker. -middle finger-

den i continue to suan amanda cuz so fun. drew her hands again. she treat us alot alot of things! so good la! i must treat her..

den minji, xinghao, errol, amanda & me all suan dis 3 'diao' ppl. hahaha.. den i keep on treaten to body slam fishstick! hahahaha.. so funny.. in de end we 'fight fight' until my head hit de metal door knob at de tuition centre.

den playplay until tuition over.

minji damn funny ok?

HAHAHA.. FISHSTICK LOOKS FUNNY!

SHE POSED THE MODEL AT TAT AD

FUNNY FUNNY!

HAHAHA.. HER FACE SO FUNNY!

LET'S TAKE A MOMENT TO LAUGH!

MINJI KISS KISS KISS!

KISS THE POSTER!

HAHAHA!
I DESPO!
I IN LOVE WITH THE WOMAN IN THE POSTER!
HARHAR!

Ltr.. fishstick, errol & me took 123 to purmei again again.. den she found out who was MEI LING! no.1 hated gal in my estate lor.. fishstick said she looks retarded. say her face damn dulan. den fishstick treat me fish & chips!
den we tok tok tok. den minji & i posed as chio bu den we tried walking different ways ppl walked!

den tat moment minji did de 'chio bu' dance, an old man walked pass & keep staring at her! SO DAMN FUNNY LOR! den alot of ppl looking at us. cuz we hyper liao. den fishstick bus came i went home.. sry i cant fetch u.. :(

anyway i went back home & someone immediately toked to me!
hahaha. den we chat lor..
den.. ____________ ask me personally for details..
harharhar.. [amanda's laugh] harharhar!

goodbye, GOD BLESS EVERYONE IN THEIR COMING EXAMS! :D

haha Monday, September 17, 2007 / 8:36 PM

wanyi & i had great times tgt.. lol.. we on de song teenagers loud loud den act de song out lyk damn funny. den we did sum weird things.

we sat face to face, on a table. i took out my fone and called wanyi, she answered.

Wanyi: Hello?

Me: Eh Wanyi.. Can come down meet at Blk 112.

Wanyi: Uhh.. Cannot leh, I'm with Zoe[miie] now.

Me: Aiya nevermind la. I'm also with Wanyi[her] now too.

Wanyi: Hmmm.. Okay! Be there in a second!

Me: K, Bye!

Wanyi: ByeBye!

den we look at each other & said HELLO!

den today damn suck can? in de morning diana late but she pay for de taxi fare! wheeee! XD

den hernani & mi sing loud loud national anthem. den cheryl keep laughing.

den caught by mr wong. we lyk in de limelight seh.. den i stand de place so many flies flying ard my leg! soo itchy!

den we got scolded by 3 tchers in a row. de hernani damn cute la. cheryl oso. de way hernani tok back damn funny. den cheryl is when de whole thing finish she tok bad abt de tchers tat was funny! :DD

den i played wif lighter AGAIN! made fireball & so on..

after tat mr dawood had stroke[confirm liao], mum smsed him. LET'S GO VISIT!

anyway i still wanna do things i shld not be doing. mrs leong called my mum.

aiya. now mk good lor, leaving me alone. some 'fren'.

joined ASZ group. i think we shld cre8 one.. lol. sk14.

i angry wif alot of ppl today. my bro act big eff.

wish for things to get better.

Hope that God will bless me with wonderful results for my endofyear.

love ppl tat love me.

Boring.. Sunday, September 16, 2007 / 11:08 AM

hahaha.. im damn bored.. but den i read uli's blog and she said tat her keyboard was smashed.. well, at least it v good tat she didnt see this..

i can tell u.. u can smashed ur head for a million times bcuz of this.. anyway, i still cant rmb hu tat laozharbor was.. is lyk when i went off.. she said loudly,"Did you know that there was a girl that was so rude! I know that she was imitating me." on her fone.. then she tap errol, errol shocked cuz he tot he see ghost, de woman said to him & minji,"Is that your sister? Is she sec2? Do you know who am i? When i see her i make sure she DIE! Dun playplay hor."

is lyk damn bloody efffff... crazy woman.. actually none of us noe hu she is & she only malu herself by saying tat. asshole..

another problem i have is im dropping hair!! argh!! amanda shocked leh.. she gently pull my hair a little my hair come out liao.. i dun wanna be lyk lai!! so horrible!! im dying!! jk jk jk...

den i learnt to make fireball wif a lighter! errol teach de.. hahaha. everyone keep laughing cuz i keep burning my hands instead.. :( malu malu..

den tuition tat time we still cant stand de gay guy tat keeps saying diaoo.. de way he says it my blood pressure rise n my hair stands.. yuck. den tat day xinghao emo for no reason. i think bcuz no one listening to him or toking to him.. :X

anyway i just came home from my cousin's wedding. i stole food frm thr! hahaha.. shhhhhh... den alot of ppl say i bcum tomboy liao.. -.- den i fight wif my bro at de car. i so damn pissed.. scratch my hand! grrrrrr.. anyway here's another video to share..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tx1XIm6q4r4

de embed sumthing wrong.. :(

shit Saturday, September 15, 2007 / 9:54 PM

haha.. ytd was fun.. tattoos were drawn by diana.. haha.. den minji buay song michelle by i will support my fishstick no matter wad! :D then erm.. mj n i drew catapok[caterpillar+nehnehpok] on her table n penipede[penis+centipede] on mine.. to prevent me frm sleeping in class. believe me it does work. i cant stand staring at it! den we tok tok tok in class den i go guitar class.. n thx meijuan for pei-ing me to take bus. thx so much.. seriously..

i can say tat singapore is really v small.[agrees wif godsis michelle] my guitar tcher turns out to be a fren of diana n surprisingly he used to teach in my skool. den i went home n my cousin was sick. den my popo n gonggong old liao dunno do wad so i must take responsibility take care of him so in de end i late for tuition n forget to wear jacket. i w8ted until my uncle come. he full of hokkien vugarities.. lol. explains my cousin.

Cousin Samuel!!

yay.. he so happy..

cuz im his cousin!

jkjk..

den at tuition so boring. den aiya everything so boring n cold. to make MATTERS WORSE.. amanda had to tell her cold n meaningless jokes tat no one laughs. i think singapore freeze ah. so i suan her lyk shit. hahaha. she dun have a single sense of humour in her.. [im suaning her again] but anyway she's still a nice person. :)

den today was ok ok.. i went tuition n we pon lyk nearly 2hrs for fishstick. den she went purmei wif me! den at tiong bk got one cb zharbor sit thr stare at us so i stare back a while den gin her den she clear her throat i juz nice throat itchy oso den i cough loud loud. tat sucker woman sibei buay song me lor. den i went off. den she told errol sumthing.. ... ... ASK MINJI AMANDA OR ME! i lazy type.

den i treat fishstick roti prata n we swing swing den we walk walk den sian sian.. den my dad sent her to tiong. :D

k gtg bb..

Lame Lame Lame Friday, September 14, 2007 / 10:28 PM

We havent been posting for a long long long time..
Haha.. mk de com pia liao den i to buay song so many ppl to post anything or i dun rmb anything..
anyway de pass few weeks had been funny but not funny ... ... ... ... nehmind wad i said.

aiya.. anyway here's a easy way to learn chinese..

1)That's not right -> Sum Ting Wong
2)Are you habouring a fugitive? -> Hu Yu Hai Ding
3)See me ASAP -> Kum Hia
4)Stupid man -> Dum Fuk
5)Small Horse -> Tai Ni Po Ni
6)Did you go to the beach -> Wai Yu So Tan
7)I bumped the coffee table -> Ai Bang Mai Fa Kin Ni
8)I think you need a face lift -> Chin Tu Fat
9)It's very dark in here -> Wai So Dim
10)I thought your on a diet? -> Wai Yu Mun Ching
11)This is a tow zone -> No Pah King
12)Our meeting is next week -> Wai Yu Kum Nao
13)Staying out of sight -> Lei ying lo
14)He cleaning his car -> Wa Shing Ka
15)Your BO is offensive -> Yu Stin Ki Pu
16)Great -> Fa Kin Su Pah

if u dun understand ah.. try reading it loud loud den maybe will be clearer. =D

Why tcher wanna die after reading student's compo?
here is the reason..

The essay question - What I would like to see in my aged parent/grandparents?

I am a girl. girl is a girl. Boy is a boy. But I am not a boy. Why I am not a boy is because I am a girl. A very good girl. I have a broth and two parents. One mother and one father. They are mad people and I am their mad child. We whole family are all mad. When they are old, I am hoping that they have earned a lot of money by then. Money is money. Not money is not money. Money is good so I like money. When they are old they will not need so much money so I can take all their money and go use. Beacuse of I got two parents, they can take care of each other. I can then go and use all their money as they do not need the money. They can go and play chess or sing songs together. :D

Understand why teachers are under stress now??
*cuz of ppl lyk me!

One day i was in 7-11. There was a woman behind me carrying alot of things. Then she told me, "Ah girl ah, can let me go first?". I see her hold so many things then i agreed. When the counter scanned finished everything, she went to a side of the store. "Eh girl come here." she said to me. I just walked to her. Then she told me that i looked like her daughter that died 3 yrs ago. Then she started crying and she told me to call her ma. Then i said, "Ma.". She said thank you and walked away. I went back to the counter and wanted to pay for big gulp, then the stupid person go say, "It'll be $42.90 altogether.". I was like wth?! The person said just now that woman said that her daughter will pay everything for her. I was shocked! Then the person and me quarrel like ... then the person call police. The police come down. We describe the woman. Then the police found the woman imediately and they chased her. The woman ran and ran! Then the police caught her and pull her leg!! Just like how i'm pulling ur leg.

k la that was a joke taken from michelle & meijuan.. XP